Public Bathroom

While I am sure I am not the only person in the world who hates to use public bathrooms but I seriously have a problem with them. Especially when they are dirty. Why would any sane person want to trash a bathroom. SERIOUSLY! They have trash cans to put trash in yet I still seem to see paper towels and toilet paper on the floor. WTF!!!

TRUE STORY: I had to use the bathroom @ work. It was the NUMBER 1. For those of you who don't know the Number 1 is pee-pee and Number 2 is boo-boo. Anyways so I go to the bathroom and reached up to grab my toilet seat cover and go to put it on the toilet and when I look down there is a PUBIC HAIR ON THE EFFIN SEAT!!!!! so I'm like damn this is nasty I can't use this damn toilet. So I'm standing there doing the pee pee dance thinking do I get toilet paper and shoo this PUB away or do I run to the other side of the building. So i say "eff it I'm not wiping the PUB." So i run to the other side of the building to the other bathroom. BOOM!!! First stall has PISS all on the seat, BOOM!! Next stall same thing. I'm like WTF these women are nasty. So the last stall was ok, man I pissed for about 5 minutes from holding it for so long. I reach to my right... Yall know the story NO DAMN TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! Here I am again faced with another dilemma. I'm like do i take the chance of someone walking in as I waddle to the next stall with "MY PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND, LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH MY PANTS ON THE GROUND!!" Oooooorrrrrr, do I shake my girl dry and wet my panties until I can go to the next stall for some tissue. All these decisions just to use the bathroom.

Now here's the funny part I will let you use your imagination on what I did. LMAO!!! BUT THE MORALE OF THE STORY IS.....

LADIES, if you are going to have PUBS DO NOT LEAVE THEM ON TOILET SEATS!
LADIES, if you are going to have PUBS they should not be long like German Shepard hair.
LADIES, if you pee on the toilet seat wipe it up before you go. For years women have Fussed at men for peeing on the seat. Yall are setting us back years for this ish.

Maybe I should say....
THOU SHALT NOT LEAVE PUBIC HAIRS ON TOILET SEATS
THOU SHALT NOT HAVE PUBIC HAIRS LONGER THAN GERMAN SHEPARD HAIR
THOU SHALT NOT LEAVE A BATHROOM STALL WITHOUT WIPING THE PEE OFF THE SEAT
THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE A LADY AND NOT TRASH THE BATHROOM

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